¿Cómo parecer enfermo por teléfono?

julio 12, 2015 por Ivan

No soy partidario de dejar de ir a donde estés obligado a ir, pero ¿quién no ha necesitado alguna vez hacer creer a alguien que estaba enfermo?

Si te gusta esta entrada no la copies, compártela en tus redes mencionando el origen. Muchas gracias

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